Manly Men Who Have Beards part 1

Chinese riddle: Do lumberjacks have beards because they are manly, or are the beards what make them manly?

Answer: Lumberjacks are manly because they spend over 40 hours a week destroying shit. You ask them to cut down a tree, they don't ask why, or what the possible ecological consequences deforestation might have on the environment. They ask how big is the fucking tree? I once saw a lumberjack cutting down a huge tree while punching a grizzly bear in the face and having sex with a diner waitress all at the same time.

The lumberjack is commonly known to have the scruffy style beard that comes with close to zero trimming, shaping, or shaving. In fact, most lumberjacks go years without actually looking at themselves in a mirror. Thats because lumberjacks get up at the crack of down, gnaw on some bark (to clean their teeth), throw on a flannel jacket, and then fire up a huge fucking chain saw to cut mother nature in half. Any beard trimming down by a lumberjack can only done with a saw, axe or chain saw, so they trims are few and far between.