Since being in the competition, I've given some thought to what kind of beard I'd like to grow.
In my research, I've discovered some great looking beards. Here's a few highlights:
1. The Orthodox Jewish Man Beard
-This beard is so awesome, it should have it's own kippah.
2. The Terrorist Beard
-This may be a HUGE generalization, but ALL terrorists have great beards.
3. The Bearded Woman
-This one is like a unicorn; so mystical that one can only hope it's real.
4. The Fisherman's Beard
-A classic that smells like fish.
5. The Jesus Beard
-The only thing better would be black baby Jesus beard. Lord have mercy.
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