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Poseidon:
This dude is god of the sea. He's for serious. A more appropriate name for Poseidon might be 'God of the Beard.' Don't tell me this guy isn't slaying the women. (Actually, if you're god of anything, you're automatically a ladykiller.)
Some of his credits include: Hurricane Katrina, the Tsunami of 2004 that rocked the Indian Ocean, and melting the polar ice caps (often times confused with Global Warming, but actually that's just a myth. It's really this Greek god who's responsible)
If that's not enough for you, he's also Greek. And everyone knows the Greeks know how to party, gel a perfect faux hawk, and protect their vision from harmful nighttime UV Rays.
ΔΙΚ 4 Eva
In this photo: Tim (Left), Doug (Center), & PJ (Right)
Poseidon's brothers were Hades and Zeus. These guys also have sick beards. Hades is the god of the underworld and Zeus was the king of the gods/god of thunder and sky. These 3 kinda sound like jerks. I'm getting an 'O'Doyle Rules' vibe from these guys. They probably dominated handball games in gym class.
Poseidon also is the name of two major motion pictures. The first in 1972, The Poseidon Adventure and unfortunately again in 2006 by the name Poseidon. Rotten Tomatoes gave this masterpiece a 33% Sorry, dude I thought you were better in The Little Mermaid (based on a true story)
Poseidon plays King Triton in Walt Disney's The Little Mermaid
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